i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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