you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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