I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.