Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich