i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.