Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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