GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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