Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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