what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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