I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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