We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.