i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out