when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I supernannyed him into submission