is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
