Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Drunk is not a location!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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