Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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