There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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