Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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