If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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