mondays should just be called national damage control day
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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