I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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