we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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