There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
