FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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