Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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MIDGETS
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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