I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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