actually, I'm a sock model
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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