Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
