Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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