return my video game
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
