The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wakey wakey hands off snakey
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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