i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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