his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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