he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You're a waste of cheezeits
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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