Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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