with your own penis?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm bleeding and have questions
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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