I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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