Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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