we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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