just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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