I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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