If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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