Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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