Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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