the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Houston, we have a squirter
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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