Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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