youre lurking in front of me
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I faked an abortion last night.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
