quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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