I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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