school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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