I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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