I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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