scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Dear god my vagina.
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