How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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