so that wasnt chicken after all
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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