I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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