Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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