okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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