Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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