Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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