My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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