Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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